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Zhadnost: The People's Party



Disclaimer text:

The full text of the fast scrolling disclaimer at the start of the 
game reads: 

Remember, the Bizarnian People's Glorious Free Food and Drug 
Administration requires all holders of level two hall passes to 
register their recreational animals on or before April 15, 2039. 
All persecutors will be violated by order of the All Knowing State 
Commission for the Willful Suspension of Disbelief and Disbelief 
Systems, in accordance with order FF-666, section 12, paragraph 7, 
line 33, of Bob's Big Blue Book of Ordinances, Volume 2, Revision 
7.1.06. All employees, family members of employees, or any person 
or persons possessing knowledge of anyone concealing the 
whereabouts of any employee, or indentured lay person, or their 
various alter egos, along with their families and members of 
Channel Zero Productions are strictly Uninhibited. If you need 
additional time to lie for any embarrassing period or periods of 
prolonged silence, you will be allowed an automatic six year 
extension to the standard contract issued in your name by those 
other guys in the dark suits as provided for in Bob's New Big Blue 
Book of Ordinances, Volume 7, Revision 8.12.63. Also remember that 
state and local taxis are not occluded and that all forms of 
spiritual and economic management or similar methods of torture 
are not permitted by the trilateral commission in the quad-sector 
region. All life leases are subject to immediate suspension 
pending investigation by lesser gods and immortality is strictly 
prohibited under the bylaws of the current fifteen year plan. 
Exposure to certain neckwear, flashing lights, or bad grammar on 
a television screen or while playing video games may induce fits 
of remorse in a very small percentage of individuals. Certain 
conditions may induce previously undetected symptoms of conscience 
even in persons who have no history of moral values. If you, or 
anyone in your family has a lingering episode of ennui, consult 
your theologian prior to praying. If you experience any of the 
following symptoms while playing a video game-- dizziness, altered 
vision, eye or muscle twitches, loss of awareness, disorientation, 
any involuntary movement, or convulsions-- IMMEDIATELY increase 
use and insult your physician. Finally, the Bizarnian People's 
Glorious Free Food and Drug Administration requires all holders 
of level two hall passes to register their recreational animals 
on or before April 15, 2039. All persecutors will be violated by 
order of the All Knowing State Commission for the Willful 
Suspension of Disbelief and Disbelief Systems, in accordance with 
order FF-666, section 12, paragraph 7, line 33, of Bob's Big Blue 
Book of Ordinances, Volume 2, Revision 7.1.06. All employees, 
family members of employees, or any person or persons possessing 
knowledge of anyone concealing the whereabouts of any employee, or 
indentured lay person, or their various alter egos, along with 
their families and members of Channel Zero Productions are strictly 
Uninhibited. If you need additional time to lie for any 
embarrassing period or periods of prolonged silence, you will be 
allowed an automatic six year extension to the standard contract 
issued in your name by those other guys in the dark suits as 
provided for in Bob's New Big Blue Book of Ordinances, Volume 7, 
Revision 8.12.63. Also remember that state and local taxis are not 
occluded and that all forms of spiritual and economic management 
or similar methods of torture are not permitted by the trilateral 
commission in the quad-sector region. All life leases are subject 
to immediate suspension pending investigation by lesser gods and 
immortality is strictly prohibited under the bylaws of the current 
fifteen year plan. 


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